Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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