dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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