Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
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