How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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