I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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