there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
we're making bets on your personal life
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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