Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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