I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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