youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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