We need to rekindle our bromance
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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