My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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