break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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