i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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