Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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