I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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