whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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