i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Non-Jews are for practice
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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