So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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