just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
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