I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
are you so shy because you have an std?
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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