Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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