UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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