She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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