But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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