i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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