haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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