I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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