So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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