There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
if only i could text you this smell
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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