I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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