Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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