My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
the day after is always just damage control
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
