She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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