is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Girls should come with a carfax report
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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