She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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