i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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