who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I'm getting married
To pizza
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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