Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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