Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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