I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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