sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Randomize
