I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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