If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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