Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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