White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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