woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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