S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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