Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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