it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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