do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
