im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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