i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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