oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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