just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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