The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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