I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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